sábado, julio 02, 2005

El blog de Darth Vader

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Comenté a varios colegas que empezaba un blog (un proyecto largamente aplazado, como otros) y les animé a unirse a mi en esta actividad. Las respuestas fueron variadas, desde la sincera "no se que poner" (yo tampoco lo se), "no tengo tiempo" o "yo sólo se hacer funcionar el emule".

No obstante, yo me quedo con la respuesta de J_Ark, que creo que serviría de título para un blog (no seais malos y no le quiteis la idea):
"No me gusto tanto como para tener un blog"
Y voilà el blog de uno de los tios que más se gustan de todas las galaxias (exceptuando, quizás, a Legolas) Anakin Skywalker

The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster

El diario completo de Darth Vader, cronológicamente (empieza en SW IV)


Feliz fin de semana a todos, y que la Fuerza os acompañe esta noche.

PD: me he leido de TODO el blog de Darth Vader nada más ponerme delante del ordenador... y os mereceis un destino peor que reencarnaros como Jar-Jar Binks si no lo leeis. Es terriblemente geek, mucho más fiel a la saga (ambas trilogías) que la mayoría de los fandoms que circulan por ahí y tiene momentos hilarantes:
I nodded to myself with satisfaction and then made my way to the cell containing the estimable rogue Captain Han Solo, whom my men had secured to an angled platform facing an intimidating array of glowing and buzzing interview tools. I signalled to the commanding trooper and he toggled the control that tilted Solo toward the bristling bank of tongue-loosening hardware.

Solo stole furitive looks at me again and again. He expected questions. I chuckled and signalled for the trooper to stop. "What do you want?" asked Solo through gritted teeth.

"Only your pain," I said.

"I've been waiting for this for a long time," he went on. "Gettin' a chance to talk, just you and me. You wanna know why?"

"Pray tell, Captain."

"I know who you are!" he shouted.

Though my masque betrayed nothing I was startled. Did Luke know about me? I knew the liar Obi-wan would never have told him the truth...but could this smuggler know to tell him? How could that be possible?

"You can't hide it from me any more!" Solo continued. "Your cruelty reveals everything, Lord Vader."

"So, you know the truth..." I said, suddenly afflicted with a pain in the control circuitry of my left leg.

"Yeah, I know alright," spat Solo. "You're my father!"

It took me a moment to absorb that. Then I shook my head and smiled behind my masque. "No Solo," I pronounced darkly. "I killed your father."

Solo winced as if I had struck him. "That's not true," he muttered. "That's impossible."
E imprescindible: todo lo que querías saber sobre el Lado Oscuro y nunca te atreviste a preguntar: The Tao of Sith
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